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If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
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If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
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What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing they come and leave easlily
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face
This isn't a joke but
I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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