whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
A horse walks into a bar. Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? Thanks for coming😉😉
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
what does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
they both leave children's room with an empty sack
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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Money and my mom are kinda the same thing they come and leave easlily
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker
my dad told me to do wht he did best so i left
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face
How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
How do you punish a blind guy? You leave a plunger in the toilet
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
A panda walks into a bar, he asked the bar tender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him the leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “it’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.