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What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
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why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
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an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
my dad told me to do wht he did best so i left
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My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
What’s the difference between black matter and black lives matters
Black matter leaves a impact
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
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