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Dagger's clone. Retired troll. WJE Moderator.
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This isn't a meme but, why the fuck her retarded ass bio is fucking cringe because she has like a million emojis on her fucking bio, like it's giving me a seizure. 🤮

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Registered on 3/29/2024 11 followers Last active 1 day ago
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My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.

My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.