The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys
Why did the cops come over .
Because parents had kids in there basement.
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
