Law Enforcement

Law Enforcement Jokes

A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"

The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."

The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

Your dad left you because he went for milk.

*1,000,000 years later*

Her: Dad come back!

Him: FBI open up!