Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.