
Laughter jokes
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.