Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
what do cannibals eat to freshen there teeth. men toes
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
