Laughter jokes
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.