Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
