anyone want to eat me up im in that kind of mood right now
A pun, a play on words and a limmerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?
Getting lit.
News: ook! says an interviewed monkey
Knock knock
Who’s there
UR MUM
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids
bunger got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...
what do cannibals eat to freshen there teeth. men toes
The Emo Kid Said I Wanna Die But The Quiet Kid Said Nah Im Go Die Myself Bye
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited
