the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
The only joke here is the topic.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child...thanks to that people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Kobe: stop doing dark humor!
Me:why they dont land well together ?
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies nyahahahahahahahahaha
your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake
Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
tommyinnit is a joke
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
My mates threw nuts at the wall now we call them walnuts
Hahaha :)
Knock knock. Who's there? Ididap! Ididapoo!!
The teacher said made the kids guess what a random word was and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, “I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!”
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
