me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?
Getting lit.
what makes a child an orphan?
their parents left the for good :D
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
this joke is so funny I'll bet you greened (grined)
How can you tell when a female was raped : she crossed herself out.
I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why
I would tell you a recycling joke
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over
What do u call a blind kid with an eye patch an no arms, Names
Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Luckily for your mirrors can't talk and luckily for you they can't laugh either
Russia-The real joke
Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
I cry when U leave the room there tears of joy because U have an ugly hairline
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand Up Comedy!
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
A Down child is drowning, he calls help with all of his voice:<<Somebody help me!! I'm Downing>>
BA DUM TSS
Why make a joke when i wake up and look at myelf?
I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
