Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What do u call a blind kid with an eye patch an no arms, Names
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Luckily for your mirrors can't talk and luckily for you they can't laugh either
Russia—the real joke.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
