Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?
Getting lit.
What do u call a blind kid with an eye patch an no arms, Names
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?