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Nightmare

    • Why do black people only have nightmares?

    Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

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    • Friend

    • Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

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    • Cancer

    • Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

    But the cancer patients aren't.

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    • Drinking problem

    • Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

    Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

    Joe: "Why do you say that?"

    Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

    Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

    Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

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    • Confession

    • An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:

    Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."

    Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"

    Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."

    Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"

    Man: "I’m telling everybody!"

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    • Girlfriend

    • You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

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    • Son

    • Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

    I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

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