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A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

My grandma just died from cancer

My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

I still remember my dads last words you cunt you let the ladder go you cuuunt smack he hit the grond and bled out

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire

i will remember my classmates last word: ahh my pens ink spilled on my computer

i remember my sons last words: i stubbed my toe

i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

"Hold my beer, watch this."

1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life

i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.

his last words: paint dosent taste good

i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff