Last Word jokes

Famous last words: "Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."

I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"

I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.

Q: What were my son's last words before he died?

A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

What were Princess Diana's last words?

Have you been Dri...?

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11... Allahu Akbar!

I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."

Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.