Last Word

Last Word jokes

My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"

My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"

I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”