Last Word Jokes

I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"

What were my great grandpa's last words?

"SHIT MG42!!!"

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"

Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

I don't think I'm allergic to this.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words...

Oh fuck, it’s a bus!