Last Word jokes
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.