Last Word Jokes

I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The fuck you doing whit that knife

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

duck!! where??

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.

What is a bus 🚌

I will always remeber my dads last words.... "15 dollars and ill jump."

I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"

I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

I remember my dad's last words "I met your father."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."

I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"IM ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS,!"

i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"

I'll remember my last words...."SORRY IM NOT SORRY"

I remember my uncles last words: "I don't think were going shooting today."

I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"

I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"