Last Word jokes

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

Duck!!

Where??

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."

What is a bus 🚌?

My grandmother said goodnight...

She never said good morning.

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"

I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.

Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!

Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.

Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.

The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.

Doctor: I will... dad...

Tq for reading my crappy joke.

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."

I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"

I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"

What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

I remember my uncle's last words:

"I don't think we're going shooting today."

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"