Large jokes
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Dschoha's wife was accustomed to go out at night to meet her lover, which caused the neighbors to tease Dschoha. Thus, one night he stayed awake until she left, then locked the door and sat down just inside.
Upon returning, she found the door locked. She asked him to have mercy on her and to open the door, but he just scolded her.
Having given up hope for a good outcome, she said to him, "If you don't open the door for me, I'll jump into the well."
Then she picked up a large stone and threw it into the well. Filled with regret, he ran outside to see what had happened. His wife immediately slipped into the house and locked the door.
He made every effort to convince her to let him come inside, but she scolded him incessantly, saying, "This is what you get for staying out all night with your drunken friends!" And thus she succeeded in shaming him in the presence of all their neighbors.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.