William Afton jokes

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.

"This place looks scary," the kid said.

And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."

You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.

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Be careful around EDP445.