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Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
What did the twin towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza 🤔
When the pizza man got there all they got was Plane
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Why is a elephent big,grey, and hairy?
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A Small Medium at Large.
yo hairline so large you could land a fighter jet on it
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac hahahahahahahahahahah
Yo forehead so large it has its own gravitational pull
An old man gets the call from the IRS The man on the phone says, “we’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly and we gotta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” The old man thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.
The next day the old man and his lawyer show up to the IRS office and the man there says,”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” The man replies,”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this! I bet you 10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. He then says,”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I bet you 20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute and realizing the man isn’t blind, takes the bet. The old man takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye. He then says,”alright last chance. I bet you 50,000 i can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible so takes the bet. The man unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agents desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “haha! I got you now!” But the mans lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands and says,”He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”
What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
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