Language jokes
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Frère l'été ici!
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Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Let's taco about something.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
JAJAJA
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.