Language jokes
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Person: Why? You: No.
Sure?
Oral
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Like (DYM 82).
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".