I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Language Jokes
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Like (DYM 82).
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing, unless you're at a funeral.
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Your (DYM 76).
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
