Language jokes
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.