Die

Anonymous

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter. Apparently when the helicopter caught fire Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else… the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it”

Twin Towers

Anonymous

Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn

Crash

Anonymous

i usualyy tell jokes abt kobe but they usully crash and burn

Shooting

Anonymous

If you take a shoot a paper wad in the trashcan, and call “Kobe!” but miss, it’s still a Kobe.

Land

😆

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well

Girl

Anonymous i am

Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!

Blue

Anonymous i am

Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west

Earth

Anonymous i am

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

Life

Anonymous

Kobe ended so many games with threes now he ends his life with trees.

Orphan

Kobe

Curry hits 3s and Kobe hit 3 trees

Die

Anonymous

People tell Kobe to fly high but when he flew high he died

Straight

demiurge

NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter

Jail

Anonymous

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail

Fire

Anonymous

This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said “HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA”

Wait

Ginny Fats

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

Mountain

LEBRON JAMES 🏆

kobe played i spy and he said i spy a mountain

Favorite

Anonymous

What’s kobe favorite song. It’s going down for real

High

Anonymous

i would say fly high to kobe, but obviously he didn’t…

Make

Anonymous

I would make a joke about Kobe but I don’t think it would fly very well

Make

Anonymous

i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well

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