You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas
I don’t know why people don’t say Cobain because I’m pretty sure Kirk Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did
whats the difference between kobe bryant and jeffery epstein? only 2 13 year olds went down on kobes helicopter.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(
I’d make a Kobe joke it just wouldn’t land right
@ Kobe the person under my joke ur hairline is so bad that kobe Bryant could of lived if he landed the helicopter on ur forehead
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Peyk 47 said that kobe bryent is not a legend but he is
Like if you listen to Kidd g
Comment if you listen to Polo G
Share if you listen to nba youngboy
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes. They never land well.
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn
You can only say Kobe now when your playing flight simulator.
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
Kobe is known for fade ways to bad he faded away
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
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