Kobe jokes
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.