What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Dead
People tell Kobe to fly high but when he flew high he died
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
