I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
Haha Dead
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
