Kobe jokes

Dead.

People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...

I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

Haha, dead.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."