Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
