Kobe jokes

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

What did the helicopter say?

Helicopter: "Kobe!"

2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.

Stop making jokes about Kobe.

When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell!

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.