Kobe jokes

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?

NLE Choppa

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

Why can't Kobe go shopping?

He's dead.

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.

I bet Kobe failed flying school.

If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...

Imagine. Kobe could not.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.