New Kobe Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14 but my console somehow kept crashing

Her: I love kobe bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good

What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing

Wow that was explosive!

Man I'm on fire 🔥 today

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant Guys all they do is crash and burn!!

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot

But he nailed that mountain

kobe got irl canceled

Your forehead is so large if I drew an H on it maybe Kobe could've landed

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working

covid said to stay 6 feet...i didn't think Kobe meant it literally

What do you say when going for a dunk in basket ball

Kobe crash

Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH

Kobe: stop doing dark humor!

Me:why they dont land well together ?

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash? Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain? Kobe!!!

Just send me to hell already

Your forhead is so big you could have put a H for kobe to land on

How is Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same they both hit the ground really hard.

Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.