Kobe jokes
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.