Know jokes
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Memes
I'm the third one 😅
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"