Know jokes
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
I don't know what to say.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."