Know jokes
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Memes
didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
I don't know what to say.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."