Know jokes
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!