Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.