Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
knock knock.who is there . wilma. wilma who. wilma dik fit in your mouth
Why didn't the chicken cross the road
Cause it got knocked down on its way
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
