Knock Jokes

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You:Why? To get to the little b***h's house! Knock knock! You:Who's there? The chicken (this is more like a roast and a pun lol)

Knock knock who’s there you’re you’re a you’re adopted

Knock knock (hus dare) luke (luke hu) luke Tru da window and yull sea

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Knock Knock ? I Eat Mop A- I eat mop who

Knock knock who’s there Banna banna who? Knock knock whos there banna.banna who knock knock WHOS THERE banna banna who knock knock who’s there banna who orange you glad I didn’t say banna yup🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

knock,knock who's there yull. yull who _yull be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies”, I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point..they sure as hell aren’t real now!

knock knck whose there nonye nonye who nonye buisness

knock knock whos ther boo boo who dont cri its just a joke

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my brother and i were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf, my mom cam in and started asking who knocked it over, to which i replied that i only had my shelf to blame.

heya can i axe you a question?

my brother like to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. i said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with not going to stop who? i told him not to worry that it could capture any two.

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Q: Knock Knock ? Who’s there? A: boo A: boo who

LOL 😆

The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.