Knock jokes
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"