Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."