Knock

Knock jokes

Bell

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

Cargo

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"

"Cargo." "Cargo who?"

"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"

Brother

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Covid

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Covid.

Covid who?

The thing that killed half a billion people!

Chicken

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

'Cause it got knocked down on its way.

April

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!

Dude

Me: Knock knock.

Some dude on the street: Who's there?

Me: Whowhowho.

Dude: Whowhowho who?

Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.

Mother

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Mother.

Mother who?

Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!