Knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.