Knock jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.