Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.
Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.