Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
poor police
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!