Knock jokes
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Memes
poor police
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!