Knock

Knock Jokes

Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!

Knock Knock, who's there? god. god who? NO you idiot there is no god, I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"