Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
knock knock whos there who who who why are you whoing like an owl
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Knock knock who’s there it’s me I can’t get in because Stephen hawking is blocking the door
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
