Knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.