Knock

Knock jokes

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahoy Mateys.

Ahoy Mateys who?

Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Walnut

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.

Butter

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.

Cash

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer walnuts!

Sally

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

Sign

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

WHO'S THERE?

*Starts putting up hand signs.*

Dad

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.

Orphan

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

Cow

Why did the cow knock over Johnny?

Because the cow felt like to dumb.

Snail

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To eat Bob's arms.

Bob went to hospital and had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Bob.

911

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.