knock knock who's there olive olive who I love you
(knock knock) whos there, Accident, accident who, accident you
bob has no arms knock knock, whos there, its not bob.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
KNOCK KNOCK. Whose there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock knock who's there me me who me not me
Knock knock. Who's there ? Steven. Can't you read it says No Hawking.
Knock know
911
you said you would never forget
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
