Knock jokes
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!