Knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Memes
poor police
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.