Knock jokes
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Best president
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!