Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
