Knock jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Memes
poor police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!