What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
