Knock jokes
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Memes
Best president
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!