What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you"
knock knock. who's there? artichokes. artichokes who? artichokes when he eats to fast.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Joker: Knock knock... Batman: Who's there? Joker: Not your parents!
Knock knock? *who's there?* Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why did the chiken cross the road? to get to the idiots house Knock knock? whoes there? THE CHIKEN
*Knock Knock* Whos there? Social Services....
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Stranger: knock knock Orphan: who’s there Stranger: not ur parents
Knock knock who’s there die die who? Me I want to die
knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
