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Me: Knock Knock
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Will you remember me in 7 years?(yes) knock knock (who's there)
Joker: Knock knock... Batman: Who's there? Joker: Not your parents!
Knock Knock, who's there? god. god who? NO you idiot there is no god, I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Knock knock? *who's there?* Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
Knock knock Who's there Owl say Owl say who Yes they do
Knock Knock?
Mustache
I mustache you a question, but I shave It for later!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone. Knock knock. Who's there? Helen Keller. Helen Keller who? (Don't say anything). Helen Keller who? ...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why did the chiken cross the road? to get to the idiots house Knock knock? whoes there? THE CHIKEN
*Knock Knock* Whos there? Social Services....
Why was the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr
ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Who’s there?
ME: Interrupting cow.
MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack
Kid knock knock orphan who’s there kid not your parents
1 "Knock knock"
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist"
2 "Interrupting..."
1 "Muon!!!"
knock knock whos there who who who why are you whoing like an owl
Knock knock, whos there, Alex, Alex who, la licks your balls
Knock knock
Who's there
Mail man
Mailman who
Bitch do u want ur mail
