Knock

Knock jokes

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Steve!"

"Steve who?"

Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not Susie.

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.