Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
"Knock" "Knock" "Whos there?" "aarghraawa"
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
