Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
