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Knock jokes

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

Stranger: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Stranger: Sugma.

Person: Sugma who?

Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Crippling depression.

Crippling depression who--?

Me.

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    • When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

    Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.

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    • Why did the child cross the road?

    To get to the church.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Your mom.

    Your mom who?

    O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!