Knock-knock jokes
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!