Knock-knock jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!