Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.