Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?