Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Knock, knock. Who's there. My penis.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock who is there old lady old lady who?
I DID NOT KNOW YOU CAN YOLDL
Knock Knock Whos there? Dyslexic Dyslexic who? You.
Knock knock Who’s there Ligma Ligma who Ligma bum crack
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's have reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Knock knock Who's there? I did ap. I did ap who ( I did a poo ) EEWW you did a poo???
Knock knock, Whos there? child, Child who? Child Millissa!
some kid with parents "knock knock" "orphan'' whose there? some kid with parents "not your parents"
knock knock,
a joke
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
