Knock-knock jokes
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.