Knock knock

Knock-Knock Jokes

I have a great job for you but you have to start it off... knock knock... Who's there? I don't know?!?!

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Steve!"

"Steve who?"

Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's have reached a point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Roger. (Roger who?) Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!

some kid with parents "knock knock" "orphan'' whose there? some kid with parents "not your parents"

Knock knock. Who's there. Bagel. Bagel who. Toast it's me your arch nemesis bagel here to make up. BYE

Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!

Knock knock

Whose there?

Not Sally...

How did she die?

A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock

Whose there?

A bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Ok wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.