Knock-knock jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.