Knock-knock jokes
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!