Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
