Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
knock knock You:whos there? Urmom
Knock knock. Who's there ? Steven. Can't you read it says No Hawking.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
knock knock whos there who who who why are you whoing like an owl
Knock knock who’s there dooris dooris who dooris locked that’s why I’m knocking
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Knock knock.
Whose there
Not your dad
knock knock who's there lemon haha hahahah hahahahaah
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
