Knock-knock jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!