Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
